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Do you ever catch your pet in a photo that makes them look like there’s nothing going on in their brain
absolutely zero cognitive function
a rare biological specimen of dumbass
Been listening to the Howl's Moving Castle audio book again as I do periodically, and this time I've just been struck with how much Old Sophie and Bilbo would vibe with each other. Not just that they're both home bodies living in a vaugely English villagw setting thrust off into adventure mostly against their will and being entangled with wizards, but my goodness the sass. They have exactly the same sort of sass and unwillingness to put up with nonsense and have no fear or telling "grander" people then them off and I just want them to be friends.
Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom
Me, culturally Protestant, walking into a Catholic church filled balls to the walls with paintings sculptures candles and god knows what else: why’s there so much stuff
Me, Orthodox, walking into a western church: w h e r e a r e t h e b o n e s
Me, vampire, walking into any denominational holy place: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
top hats imply the existence of a bottom hat
Cat ears
Unmute !
The Aussies have a thing or two to learn it would seem.
I’ve never seen an Ostrich look SO offended in my life.
Let’s hear it for unorthodox animal handling skills!
The ostrich is either so offended that it just can’t stand it, or it’s so confused that this other ostrich thing has gone and shapeshifted on it.
a concept: me, you, at an aquarium holding hands and looking at sea turtles
